Elliott Talk

From here on out, whenever I refer to Elliott Talk, I'm talking about the crazy convos we have while he's sleeping. Last nights:

Elliott: (Turns over and starts to pat me on the back) If I do good, can I have your mouth?

Beth: My mouth?

Elliott: No, your mouse

Beth: But I don't have a mouse

Elliott: mumble mumble

Beth: (like always, trying to milk this moment for all it's worth). You can't have it.

Elliott: mumble mumble

And then he fell back asleep.

The FAIL for the week is this video. Elliott and I laughed pretty hard and kept replaying the part where then girl gets totally . laid . out. Do it, it makes it funnier. (Sorry about the advertisement before, wait for it, it's worth it.)